The Great Alfonzo:One of the most notorious Space Pirates in history, the Great Alfonzo is constantly on the run from space authority due to his infinite looting and pillaging.

His ship, “The Great Shipfonzo” is thought to be one of the fastest space crafts in the galaxy. This ship plus his loyal crew of mates is what makes it possible for The Great Alfonzo to constantly enlarge his treasure hoard daily. The Great Alfonzo and his crew are known to live by the “code of the old star”, which consists of strict ideals of dishonor and thievery only loyal to each other and their fearless leader.

A space sheriff by the name of Sheriff Lawl N. Phorcemint is one of the Great Alfonzo’s greatest enemies. The sheriff is constantly one step behind the pirates always getting closer and closer.

The Great Alfonzo is known to speak with a horrible French accent which is still a mystery to this day. When asked about France Alfonzo becomes extremely confused due to the fact that he has never been nor has the slightest clue to what or where France is.