Welcome to Grossland
Many who begin to read this sentence frequently have the same two questions in mind. Those questions are “Where the hell am I?” and “How the hell did I get here?” As stated in the title of this prologue,
you are in Grossland. The second question tends to be a bit trickier to explain. This is mainly because there are uncountable ways to arrive. You could have traveled here by use of a map, but that is rarely the case. Most find themselves arriving to Grossland by much more unconventional means. Perhaps you took a wrong turn in Delaware, or accidentally fell into a space time wormhole sort of vortex. There is even the possibility that you have suffered a severe head wound and are just imagining this whole thing. The possibilities are almost infinite. Honestly, it really doesn’t matter how you got here. What matters is that you are here and there is a good chance you won’t be leaving anytime soon.

This site will assist you as a sort of guide or encylopedia of your surrounding. Read it well, for it will most likely save your life more than once.