Loo-Loo is The Great Alfonzo’s right hand man aboard the Great Shipfanzo. Loo-Loo is an extremely powerful pirate who was born in the Dust Planes on the top world of Grossland.

Loo-Loo grew up a small time thief and collection agent for various loan sharks. Eventually this became a mundane lifestyle and Loo-Loo wanted more. One day he decided to pack what little possessions he had and start a journey to find something bigger. He didn’t know what it could possibly be, but he knew it was out there.

For several years Loo-Loo traveled from land to land still only able to find work in collections and small time thefts. Eventually, Loo-Loo was used as a patsy by an unscrupulous man who had hired him to rob a precious jewel from a small castle on the Isle of Mij. It was here that Loo-Loo found himself set up for unknown reasons and now locked away in the dark dungeon after being subdued by the castle guards.

Depressed and out of ideas, Loo-Loo sat in his dank dark and small cage trying to figure out where he went wrong when he heard a voice from behind him say “Hey buddy, how about we are getting out of here now, eh?”. Loo-Loo looked back and saw a dark figure slowly bend into the light. There sat a man with a patch over one eye and an extremely curly mustache.

“Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Great Alfonzo and if you help me escape I will allow you to partake in my riches. This would be a good thing, No?”

After this statement there was an escape which consisted of 35 dead guardsmen, a very large explosion and a grand exit by the Alfonzo and Loo-Loo aboard the Great Shipfonzo which was being held just outside the kingdom. It was a close and almost suicidal attempt but that’s another story altogether.

Ever since that escape Loo-Loo has stood by the Great Alfonzo’s side in countless capers and adventures across space all the while running from the Space Police who are in constant pursuit of the crew of the Great Shipfonzo.